March 2012
“The whole wide world is mine.”
“True love. The stars in the sky illuminate below. The light is a sign that love...”
“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide.
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Oh, this this this.
(via debaucherie)
Please can we just teach women how to be happy, proud, and secure with their bodies and sexuality?
(via notscaredjustchanging)
I cannot believe my post has gotten 13,000+ likes and...
diegoxdisco:
I’M LOOKIN’ FA MRS. BUBBLEGUM
I’M MISTA’ CHIK-O-STICK
I WANNA DUN-NA-NUH, OHHHH
‘CAUSE YOU SO THICK
GIRLS CALL ME JOLLY RANCHER
‘CAUSE I STAY SO HARD
YOU CAN SUCK ME FOR A LONG TIME
OH
MY
GOD
ohsweetsassafras:
I’ve always wondered if people see or hear something and it reminds them of me or something like that. I know it sounds weird, but still.
I'm ignoring that comment. I refuse to talk to my...
“And you will spend your money on birth control.”
– My father. WHAT THE FUCK.
February 2012
Six types of Love
bromyg0d:
Eros
a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart
Mania obsessive love; experience great...
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Watchohioisforloverz:
ship-in-a-b0ttle:
ducttapedamsel:
I’m saddened. She has no future, and now the whole world gets to look at her parents like. “That is yours? I’m sorry.”
what a fucking dipshit oh my good god
ahhh yes, i’d like to punch her in the face big time.
..can i cunt punt her?
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